Read and enjoy, mortals, lest I set a thousand Evilly diseased ferrets in varying stages of decomposition upon your filthy little heads!




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- An epic quest, a group of bumbling morons, and the Black Mage that likes to stab them.

- A hyperactive ferret named Kiki. 'Nuff said.

Electric Orange - I wish *my* eyes were shiny like that.

Player Vs. Player - Where were YOU when Brent first got mauled?

Riboflavin - Yeah... yeah, I'm not quite sure either. Just read it.

Shmanko of Antlantis - The name just rolls off the tounge... Shmanko. Shmanko...

Ghost Cat - That's the sexiest goddamn copy machine I've ever seen.

Elf Only Inn - It's about the goings-on of an RP-based chat room. If you've ever done anything like that, then you'll immediately recognize each and every member of the cast. As you can imagine, hilarity ensues.

- Monkey. MONKEY!










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